Vagccine 

A treatment that involves injecting medicine onto one’s vagina to prevent conditions like STDs, UTIs, vaginitis, and even herpes.
It also helps improve proper sexual activity so that it can happen without any such symptoms or diseases.
It is an extremely painful treatment (as it involves injecting a needle into the sensitive vagina) but it’s highly effective.

Doctor: I’m giving you a vagccine.
Patient: What for?
Doctor: To prevent you from getting STD’s, UTIs, and other stuff in your vagina.
Patient: OH MY GOD!

Vagccine by gregben June 7, 2021

Vaccinetard 

A person who first brags about getting vaccinated and then suffers from the numerous side effects and diseases the vaccination can cause.

Look at George, that vaccinetard! A week ago he proudly posted a video of him getting an experimental vaccine, and now hes in hospital with cerebral hemorrhage.

Vaccinetard by Sir Asbestos April 26, 2021

Vaccine strollout 

When your COVID vaccination rate is the lowest in the OECD because of ineffectual leadership rather than lack of desired to be vaccinated amongst a population.

Person 1: Have you had the opportunity to get vaccinated against COVID yet?

Person 2: No, I live in Australia so I’m still vulnerable to COVID-19 because of the vaccine strollout.

Vaccine strollout by Maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour July 13, 2021

vaccine informed 

Someone who vaccinated their crotch goblins because they listened to the professionals who spent years studying versus someone who has their "resurch" degree from Google University.

They got their children vaccinated, because they're vaccine informed

vaccine informed by NoxVigilium May 6, 2019

vaccine informed 

Synonym for "scientifically illiterate". Self-imposed title for suburban women who have decided that old-timey diseases like measles and polio need to make a comeback. Originally coined by some lady who confused a Google search for a medical degree.

"I'm not anti-vaxx, I'm vaccine informed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some essential oils to purchase."

vaccine informed by Rust E Shackleford May 6, 2019

vaccine informed 

Often used by delusional people to claim that they've done some sort of research as to why they won't vaccinate.
People who're truly informed are often doctors and nurses, they recommend vaccinations.

My friend who claimed to be vaccine informed told me I shouldn't vaccinate my kids, but she's already had three that've died from preventable diseases.

vaccine informed by Seth Putnam's Dad May 6, 2019

Vaccine horny 

When you haven’t been vaccinated against the spicy cough yet and you just want that sweet, sweet rona protection all up in inside you real quick.

John: When’s your first dose booked in?
Kieren: Not til November 5th. Bro I’m so vaccine horny, I just need thar vaccine in me asap.

Vaccine horny by The office of pmac August 20, 2021