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Vagayonnaise 

Tangy discharge produced by a womans vagina
Becky and I had sex on my couch last night and her vagayonnaise was all over me when we were done.
Vagayonnaise by The Obzerver April 13, 2021
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When one's vagina rips all the way to the rectum during childbirth
"Oh shit, that baby gave me a vagass"
"I pushed so hard I got a vagass"
Vagass by Def_a_med_student July 10, 2017

Vagasm Man 

similar to a Renaissance Man only of the sexual kind... a Master of vaginal orgasms through licking, rubbing, sucking, grazing, slurping and simply fucking!
my married man is the ultimate Vagasm Man, pleasuring me in every way!!!
Vagasm Man by secret mistress December 4, 2016

vagaytion 

A vacation taken by gay folk. Activities to include speedo wearing, sipping drinks with mini-umbrellas, many games of twister (with our without speedos) and perving at other speedo-wearing gayers.
See also holigay.
Shannon: What you doing this weekend, doll?
Guy: I'm going on vacation to Rio with Will for two whole weeks.
Shannon: Ooooooh a VAGAYTION!! How jubbly!!
vagaytion by Shannanana September 7, 2007

vagasaurus rex 

the greatest of all the ginasaurs.
John, quit being a vagasaurus rex, and go get that bitches number. FAG!
When your fat is accumulated in your front, then creates a frontal ass. Ass on the vaginal area.
1. Hey Gary, do you have Ms. Wigmore this year for english?
2. Wait, you mean the teacher with that mongo vagassa?
1 Ya, its huge right?
2. Extremely...
vagassa by Buddyloop April 28, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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