Vabusting

Hitting your vape during masturbation right before you climax.

Dude, this morning I tried vabusting, and it’s life changing.

Vabusting by Geek Master November 9, 2025

Vabusting

When you’re masturbating and hit your vape right before climax. The buzz from the vape and the orgasm combine, creating a heightened climax.

Dude, I tried vabusting this morning, and I never came so hard.

Vabusting by Geek Master November 9, 2025

equestrian vaulting 

an amazingly insane sport where people stand and do other crazy stuff on horses cantering in circles...
really good vaulters can do stuff like cartwheels and backflips and handstands
vaulting has yet to be added to the list of olympic sports because vaulters don't wear helmets, and that doesnt sit well with the international olympic committee

1st person: I'm a vaulter.
2nd person: you pole vault? wow
1st person: no, I do equestrian vaulting... I do gymnastics and dance on a horse...
2nd person: wwwwwoooooowwwwww........

equestrian vaulting by wvaulter April 2, 2009

Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.

Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

Pole Vaulting by CongoJack July 3, 2017

Underwater Pole Vaulting 

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

Underwater Pole Vaulting by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

vaulting 

A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). It takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. Thats why everyone goes 'WOW!' when you tell them what it is.

*vaulter doing an arabesque on a cantering horse.*

person: ... *wets himself with excitement*

vaulting is sweet

vaulting by suketa August 4, 2006

Vaushing 

The act of justifying horrendous acts against children, usually under layers of "satire" and pseudointellectualism.

EDP445 was vaushing the other day.

Vaushing by LP426 November 19, 2020