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n. The feeling of self hatred for owning and driving a minivan. Normally expressed through vulgar hand gestures and general animosity. See also, Short Man Syndrome
The guy had vanger issues. He was flipping everyone off, but we all understand. No one wants a minivan.
Vanger by Prodigy311 May 3, 2011
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V-ANGER
Derived from Vampire-Banger
someone who is obsessed with fucking vampires or just vampires in general.
Dude Nikki wont stop going on about edward, i think shes a vanger
VANGER by VANGER4LIFE June 19, 2010
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Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University
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vanderflugen 

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Vander Plaats 

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Heath Vander Ark 

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Vanderbilt 

Vanderbilt is the school where people who could get into the lower Ivies go when they realize they’re not ugly.

Not on Harvard’s level, but is better than schools like Brown.
Van student #1: “Damn, Princeton passed Vanderbilt. We’re only 18th for 2019’s rankings.”

Van student #2: “Yeah, but is one spot worth having exponentially uglier classmates?”

Van Student #3: “yeah, kind of amazing for a school with an 11% acceptance rate”
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