V.S. 

-noun, abbreviation

Short for "Vincent-Sized," this term refers to any female that is overweight in an acceptable or pleasing manner. A V.S. can range from "a few extra pounds," to "pretty hefty," depending on the subject.

"That chick by the bar has a double-wide ass, she's a total V.S."

V.S. by bonsant June 28, 2008

v's 

Short for "visitations" . At most boarding schools, including Phillips Exeter Academy, permission must be sought to entertain a member of the opposite sex in their dorm rooms. Strange rules must be followed at that time:
1. The door must be propped open, although a flip flop wedged between the door will suffice in some dorms
2. Lights must be on. Clearly light deters sexual activities
3. 3 feet must be on the ground at all times (this allows the girl to cross her legs and thus prevent penetration, though the tricky ones just do it standing up)
4. This must happen between 7-8pm, after dinner, when lethargy (aka food coma) is setting in and sex drive is at its lowest.

GIRL: "Hey Miss Blah, can I get v's please?"

MISS BLAH: "And who is this gentleman caller??"

GIRL: "This is {insert hottie's name here}"

BOY: "yo"

MISS BLAH: "No drugs, sex, or rock and roll. Maybe a little rock and roll, but keep it quiet please. I'll come by and pop in at the most awkward moment"

v's by horndog90210 May 18, 2009

V/S 

In BDSM terms you can be a versatile if you both dom and sub. Similarily you can also be a switch if you too and bottom.

The combination is a "versatile switch". Or shortened; V/S.

Do you wanna dom or sub? Top or bottom?

Any man I'm a V/S

V/S by BLUEBERRY PAWPRINT June 7, 2023

V.S.O.P

Definition: Very Special Other Person...(what is meant by phrase used in R&B singer, K. Michelle's song.

Sentence: I'm going to be spending my evening with my V.S.O.P.

V.S.O.P by Lady Mikko October 22, 2013

V.S.A 

Violent Shit Attack--Painfull stomach cramps followed by a shock and awe campaign unleashed on an unsuspecting toilet.

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My stomach was in knots I knew I had to find a toilet fast otherwise I would unleash a V.S.A. in my underwear.

V.S.A by VTJohnny April 8, 2007

V.S.A 

Violent Shit Attack--Painfull stomach cramps followed by a shock and awe campaign unleashed on an unsuspecting toilet.

diarreah uncontollable ass spasm spray mud violent diarreah reah

My stomach was in knots I knew I had to find a toilet fast otherwise I would unleash a V.S.A. in my underwear.

V.S.A by VTJohnny April 8, 2007

V.S.F.T.

Vietnamese Spin Fuck Table: Ancient device used to "spin" your partner about the axis of your penis. The table is a circular device with an opening in the center as an access point.

Jason just added some high-speed ball bearings to his old V.S.F.T.

V.S.F.T. by Payneful May 22, 2009