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Valentines day, the most greatest day for couples all over the world. Sucks for all the "lonely" people and they hate it but that also means less money to spend which is a good thing.
Woman-"So watcha gettin me tomorrow for V-day?"
Man-"Something really special"

Random guy-"you guys are pathetic, i hate you"
v-day by BDC420 January 12, 2009
Words you can keep
V-Day is a global movement to stop violence against women and girls. V-Day is a catalyst that promotes creative events to increase awareness, raise money and revitalize the spirit of existing anti-violence organizations. V-Day generates broader attention for the fight to stop violence against women and girls, including rape, battery, incest, female genital mutilation (FGM) and sexual slavery.
For this year's V-Day campaign, 92 women auditioned for our university's production of The Vagina Monologues.
V-Day by vagina_love October 28, 2006
vagina day. all the girls are obsessed with valentine's day, all the girls have a vagina...need i say more?
girl 1: it's valentine's day!

girl 2: yea, happy V-day..vagina day.
v-day by Cupid<3 March 8, 2011
A very successful person in life who likes sports and does music here and there
Have you heard of my boy V-day
V Day or Vagina Day is a day established by Eve Ensler, author of the Vagina Monologues, to end domestic violence and sexual abuse of women. It is celebrated on Valentine's day and many communities put on plays from parts of the Vagina Monologues or additional stories related to orgasms, menarche, first sexual experiences, sexuality, molestation, rape, etc. They express what a vagina would say if it could talk. Proceeds from the plays go towards centers for domestic violence and rape preventions.
On V Day, I went to see the Vagina Monologues in New York. Whoopi Goldberg, Gloria Steinem, Rosie Perez, Kate Winslet, Glenn Close, Cate Blanchett, Susan Sarandon, Winona Ryder, and Lily Tomlin. It was hilarious, sad, heartbreaking, and eye-opening.
V Day by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

v-day bj 

it's really the best thing to give a man on valentine's day. total cost = $0
Bob gave me a diamond ring yesterday, and i reciprocated with a v-day bj.
v-day bj by killpablo March 2, 2011

V-Day-Jay 

A joint you share with your Valentine.
John and Judy shared a V-Day-Jay after a romantic evening in the city.
V-Day-Jay by Barracuda6879 March 2, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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