A phrase used in both Family Guy by Lois and in American Dad by Francine to describe what happened to them during child birth. Presumably, it is the porn star equivalent of a coke addicts septum falling out.
"Have I ever shown you my cesarean scare? Oh wait that was with Hayley, with you I ripped my A to my V " - Francine (American Dad)
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.