Víf
A Víf is someone who is incredibly attractive and charming. Their presence is somewhat cat like as they walk quietly, are flexible and will fill you with joy.
Víf by EnjoyMilk?No September 24, 2022
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VIF
et-centric abbreviation for the popular exclamation "Virtual Friend!" (generally used in conversations to describe friends people you primarily have an online relationship with). Most commonly used by teenagers who find it depressingly hard to type out an entire word. Reinforces assumptions that humans increasingly interact through online media and platforms.
Typical 4chan’er: Dude, you should’ve heard what parkbench said yesterday!!
Real life friend: who the fuck is Parkbench?
Typical 4chan’er: Oh shit, you don’t know him.. He’s one of my VIF’s..
Real Life Friend: Jesus Christ, you need to go out more..
Real life friend: who the fuck is Parkbench?
Typical 4chan’er: Oh shit, you don’t know him.. He’s one of my VIF’s..
Real Life Friend: Jesus Christ, you need to go out more..
VIF by Kingfairhair June 19, 2019
VIF
VIF
V.I.F
Vaginal Impending Fuck.
Viffing is a rare skill possessed only by a few talented males. Many males who can Vif often suffer from social problems due to the stress it puts upon their mind and body.
to properly VIF a girl, you must train long and hard.
The main technique of Viffing is Swivel-dicking with a few other pussy punchin' combos.
not for the faint hearted.
Vaginal Impending Fuck.
Viffing is a rare skill possessed only by a few talented males. Many males who can Vif often suffer from social problems due to the stress it puts upon their mind and body.
to properly VIF a girl, you must train long and hard.
The main technique of Viffing is Swivel-dicking with a few other pussy punchin' combos.
not for the faint hearted.
"yo man, did you VIF that hoe last night?"
"yeah man"
"how'd it go?"
"she passed away later in the night due to internal injuries"
*exchanged Hi-5's all around*
"yeah man"
"how'd it go?"
"she passed away later in the night due to internal injuries"
*exchanged Hi-5's all around*
VIF by clog ploggin Vif machine. November 4, 2011
VIF
VIF by Techno Blueberry June 27, 2024
vif juice
the culmination of sweat that accumulates in the frontal pubis region typically reffered to as the nutsack. It slowly makes its way down to the perinium. Please also see diener sauce and duck butter.
vif juice by e-money lime July 12, 2012
Virk Vife
Slang for work wife, this phrase is derivative of the "work wife" relationship that evolves between two people who are co-habitors in an office but also share a profound connection beyond the confines of work. It is often and frequently cited in songs.
My virk vife and I performed an entire musical catalog at holidays in the office that we wrote on our own, with full melody and words.
Virk Vife by postwarbrit August 3, 2021
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