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Virk Vife

Slang for work wife, this phrase is derivative of the "work wife" relationship that evolves between two people who are co-habitors in an office but also share a profound connection beyond the confines of work. It is often and frequently cited in songs.
My virk vife and I performed an entire musical catalog at holidays in the office that we wrote on our own, with full melody and words.
by postwarbrit August 3, 2021
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Texas Organ Scrambler

Everything is bigger in Texas, they say, and this beefcake was certainly no exception. I am pretty sure I got served by the Texas Organ Scrambler.
by postwarbrit June 21, 2021
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Ambicuntstrous

women who masturbate with their non-dominant hand
My vibrator gave me carpel tunnel but luckily I'm ambicuntstrous
by postwarbrit January 22, 2026
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Ambicuntstrous

women who masturbate with their non-dominant hand
I watched so much OF content, my vibrator gave me carpel tunnel but luckily I'm ambicuntstrous
by postwarbrit January 22, 2026
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Ambiclitstrous

A woman with the dexterity to masturbate with her non-dominant hand
I wanked so much watching OF content that I gave myself carpal tunnel but no worries I'm ambiclitstrous
by postwarbrit January 22, 2026
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