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Often the only and/or the last resort as an option for higher education among Caribbean students. While some Faculties have been updated/ upgraded throughout the years, others have remained basically the same since many Caribbean nations were still colonies. Rude/ unhelpful administrators ensures customer service is always bad, lack of funding means that the University is seemingly always on the verge of banruptcy, and trying to eek out as money much from students. That wouldn't be so bad, if there were decent facilities- but good luck finding a textbook or research paper written within the last 5 yearsfrom the library, and you should always expect something to not work at some time or the other. There are some very good lecturers here, but UWI also hosts the literal worst, who fail so spectacularly at saying something remotely comprehensible in the span of 1-2 hours . It goes without saying water, internet and electricity problems are expected.
I don't have any money to go to a passably decent university away. Guess I'll have to go UWI. How bad could it be

Three Years Later: At least I wasn't gang raped by monkeys that turned out to be HIV postive, although there was a time during my program at UWI it felt pretty close to that.
UWI by BombasticBear November 3, 2015
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UWI gyal 

A UWI Gyal can either be a big hoe, completely innocent or just playing she innocent. Once she on main campus she's ah hoe. A UWI gyal WILL horn you nevertheless. Especially if she did csec or cape in saghs, saraswati or convent.
Gosh, it's so hard to figure out which UWI gyal is a hoe.
UWI gyal by AnonTriniBanana April 24, 2018
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uwir • UWI gyal • uwia • UWIE • uwiey • uwilbur • Uwimana • Uwimpuhwe • Uwishk • Uwit
Unsolicted Weiner in E-mail. Originated after TotalFarker IamGod2U sent it to a certain TotalFarkette. The e-mail is now making its way around the TotalFark communty as a humorous forward.
"Dont send me a UWIE. If I want the cock, I'll ask for it."
UWIE by Drew Curtis January 30, 2005
Oh my! Uwit! Or Can be used as a single word or expression. Uwit!
Uwit by Sody420 September 26, 2020
coolest person ever
nobody knows who he is but it’s fine
uwilbur you are so cool!!
uwilbur by mia ofc August 26, 2021

Uwimpuhwe 

she's perfect, but funny,
she has mercy but doesn't want people to know that.
she's heartbroken, but strong..

Uwimpuhwe is a shy girl but seem like sharp one..
be good like Uwimpuhwe please
Uwimpuhwe by XO💋 xo November 23, 2021
I got sent to jail for white collar crime and was treated to UWIA during my shower.
uwia by Chuck Snow May 16, 2006
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