ask for it

to behave in a way that invites trouble

You ask for it with your attitude about the game.

by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2008

asking not asking

A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.

"Phil can you hand me the remote? Asking not asking!"

by F-Stop FitzgeraldStop October 1, 2017

asked

Something I didn't do

"FUCK YOU!"

"ASKED YOU! Oh wait, no I didn't!!! Fucking idiot delete your account immediately and die also"

by Gronald Beesly May 4, 2020

ask

The archaic form of the question verb, "to axe."

Being from the late 20th century, Fry's mispronunciation of the interrogative question verb "axe" as "ask" is often lost among his confused kinfolk.

by Just Axe Leela September 15, 2011

Aske

A hairy boy with a huge penis

Watch out for Aske!

by Lolzzer May 12, 2009

Asks

It is a prison term for a favor and then you owe the other person a favor in return.

Can I have an ask? I don't do asks. What about a trade?

by Jennifer O'Keefe September 13, 2007

Asking For It

The final frontier of denial, "asking for it" is a mentality people use to justify the world being less horrible than it is. Most commonly it is used to pretend that a rape victim 'subliminally' or 'subtly' gave consent, but it can also be used in context to say someone who leaves a quarter on the ground is just as guilty as the thief who steals it of the crime, having 'tempted' the criminal or perpetrator. In extremist cases, such as a few sects of Muslim religion, some women are forced to cover their hair to prevent 'tempting' men.

Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.

"Did you hear about Katie? I feel really sorry for her."
"Nah, man, she was asking for it."

by Kwing January 18, 2010