Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.

usurper by major_delmac March 10, 2005

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usurper

chriskaye; one who plays tricks on the others

Chris Kaye is a usurper.

usurper by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

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Usurper

Someone who steals your free time and replaces it with work or tedious conversation, often when he/she is unaware of doing it. Typically either someone deceptively nice (so you feel guilty about walking away), or your boss (so you can't leave).

Friend 1: Hey are you coming fishing on Saturday?

You: I'd like to, but before I leave the office my boss will

probably ask me to come in and work over the weekend. He's a usurper.

Boss: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

Usurper by g-a-d May 31, 2011

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usurper whistler

noun. Mortal enemy to the public whistler. A person of dominant mentality who, upon hearing a public whistler performing, also begins to whistle. Usurper whistling is a coup attack upon the public whistler. The usurper whistler can be identified by the fact that s/he is always whistling louder and usually faster than the public whistler.

verb. usurp-whistle

The other day I was whistling on a bus and fell victim to a usurper whistler. I was doing that part from Sitting on the Dock of a Bay and he started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy at the top of his register. He usurp-whistled me.

usurper whistler by Thel200ster March 25, 2007

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