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Ussitelic 

(adj.) Ridiculously complicated
Who wired this room? This is the most ussitelic installation I've ever seen
Ussitelic by MrGas September 20, 2017
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A term used by absolute degenerates whom of which receive sexual gratification from the likes of gore and child pornography, particularly in the form of incest.
Person 1: "I have 7,958 files of Usson on my PC."
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. KYS."
Usson by Kyiv King February 14, 2023
A person who is impenetrable to fault. This refers to someone who is so perfect, that they can do no wrong.
Often a person who people look up to and respect.
Mary Poppins bows down to the almighty Ussin.
Ussin by partnershipness January 2, 2009

Captain Ussop 

The act of inserting your nose deep into a willing females vaginal cavity, then once your nose is nice and compacted into the pussy you will begin unleashing the full force of your ussop juice straight into your subjects snatch. Make sure that while your in the act of inserting your nose, you say these words before diving in. “I am a brave warrior of the sea... Captain Usopp.”

BONUS: If your SO is alarmed by this action make sure not to stop. It’s very important that you squirt all of your ussop juices into the vagina or else this action could be VERY DANGEROUS.
Yesterday my boyfriend and I got a little wild and he let out a fat captain ussop into me. Not sure I’ll be doing THAT again.
A self inflicted group photo; When the participant of a group photo also acts as the picture taker. The number of participants in an "ussie" is not limited, but typically does not exceed 3 due to the close nature of the photo. Though not always, the background in an "Ussie" is often the focal point and subject matter of the picture...
"Yo, bro. Get Chad over here. I wanna take an ussie with this dope DJ in the background"...
Ussie by JayCub April 28, 2013
The proper spelling of unison. When something is said or done at the same time by 2 or more people.
Veronica Analise exclaimed in usion "omg i love yu!"
usion by Analise=) November 26, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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