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A word meaning way the hell away.
"We have to go to the store?! Thats USSLE!"
Ussel by Nathanael May 13, 2005

useless lesbian 

A lesbian who can’t take a hint that another girl likes her, no matter how obvious it is.
Alayna: So Carla always kisses me on the cheek as a greeting, always holds my hand when we walk together in a hallway, gives me pet names like “sweetums” and “babe,” wants to rent an apartment together and get a dog, and then once she straddled me and said she thought I was adorable. I just have no idea if she likes me back!

Kayleigh: You’re such a useless lesbian, Alayna
useless lesbian by Sardonyxx July 25, 2018

Big Useless Dick 

When a guy boasts a lot about the size of his penis, but is actually very boring and cannot last long in bed. He also tries to to sleep with as many women as possible to hide the fact that the quality of sex is really bad.
Well now I know that he's just a Big Useless Dick. Next!

Uselessness 

This world shall know uselessness.
Uselessness by TEEHEEx6 September 11, 2020

Pa Will useless

When you have will in your group but he doesn't help with anything but he pretends to be doing it and claims to be doing it
Dan: what is he doing?
Best: I don't know but he is not helping
Dan: Pa Will arai na
Best: Pa Will useless
Pa Will useless by bestbe_ August 19, 2020

Useless Wanker 

Something Captain Price (Or Gaz) yells in the last level of CoD 4, he yells it when the gunship pilot cant help them
Pilot: we can help but it will take time to get there

Gaz or Captain Price: Useless Wanker!
Useless Wanker by Illestemia January 17, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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