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Urkess
The sound of tires squealing on the pavement floor.
Bro you have the time ? "Urkess sorry buddy dont have the time, but the sunray are pointing from the east so you tell me."

Hey dude you got five dollars? Urkess ( this response could be because you dont have the amount necessery, and out of embarressment give the cold shoulder.)
Urkess by chaste May 14, 2013
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Urkelship is defined as a relationship between two entities that is accepted by one entity and rejected by the other entity.

This word originates from the American sitcom Family Matters. A character, Steve Urkel was relentless when asking Laura Winslow to go out on dates, be his boyfriend, etc.... He would get rejected every time yet he would keep trying.
Example #1: I call her everyday, but she never calls back. I am in an urkelship.

Example #2: I couldn't get into Canada again. They told me "Canada was closed." Canada and I are in an urkelship.
Urkelship by Wm_Davies November 18, 2009
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urkenslickdoingabong 

Something my friend Isaac, who is a petty child, says for me to look up on urban dictionary.
Me: Give me a word.
Isaac: urkenslickdoingabong

Urkenstaft 

When you are playing football with your stepfather then you over throw the ball and it lands on the train tracks your step dad gets hit by the train trying to get the ball and his femur rockets out of his leg and goes strait into your rectum.
My butthole hurts form being Urkenstaft

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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