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Urkelship is defined as a relationship between two entities that is accepted by one entity and rejected by the other entity.

This word originates from the American sitcom Family Matters. A character, Steve Urkel was relentless when asking Laura Winslow to go out on dates, be his boyfriend, etc.... He would get rejected every time yet he would keep trying.
Example #1: I call her everyday, but she never calls back. I am in an urkelship.

Example #2: I couldn't get into Canada again. They told me "Canada was closed." Canada and I are in an urkelship.
by Wm_Davies November 18, 2009
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Ghetto glitter is defined as broken glass (i.e. broken bottles, broken mirrors, broken windows, etc..) that can be found in most alleys and/or poor neighborhoods. When light shines upon the broken glass, the light is then refracted and/or reflected into the eye of an on looker which may or may not create monochromatic colors along with white light for the viewer to see.
1) Person 1: "Hey the street looks really nice today!"

Person 2: "Yeah, the light from the full moon is really shining on that ghetto glitter."

2) One should wear shoes when leaving the house so you do not cut your feet on ghetto glitter.
by Wm_Davies November 18, 2010
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