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A race of Gypsies that all went to St. Rita. Notable Gypsies have eaten the only other man who can do a one armed push up and obtained two legendary statuses on Rockband for drumming
Girl 1: "That guy living in his car is a real Urchak"

Girl 2: "Let's have sex with him"
Urchak by Bazookaworks October 17, 2008
Words you can keep
An Urcha is an individual who lacks intelligence and is very huge in physical size by weight or muscle. Urchas are usually homosexual by nature.
I feel bad for that lost Urcha we ran into last night. Poor guy is too stupid to know his left from his right.
Urcha by backeran March 11, 2009
(noun) A munchkin that lives under porches and balconies.
"We better get out of here before the urchkins come."

"Urchkins are people too."
urchkin by Aunt Cheryl December 29, 2013
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I need to urchan myself
urchan by RedFinger221 March 18, 2022

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience) 

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience) 

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
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