Urbdiction 

A disease that originated from 1999 which progress over time and is most common from ages 10-30. The disease typically first occurs when someone had their first exposure to Urban Dictionary and progress over time to the point they became a complete mental retard.

The stages of urbdiction in order are:

1. Mild, 2. Moderate low, 3. Moderate high, 4. High, 5. Extreme, 6. Insane, 7. Retardation and 8. URBDICT!!

Some signs of urbdiction are:

1. Uncontrolled usage of urban dictionary for a creepy amount of times a day.
2. Creating new definitions nonstop even if they make no utter sense.
3. Killing someone for insulting Urban Dictionary for even the slightest bit.
4. Having a goal to meet Aaron Peckham one day and thinking that you are meant to be aka marriage.
5. Would sacrifice your life for Urban Dictionary,
6. Worshipping Urban Dictionary aka following urbdism.

Doctor: Hows everything?
Urbdict: Recently I've been so addicted to Urban Dictionary that I flunked college, but its ok.
Doctor: Umm, you have mild urbdiciton, beware.

3 years later

Doctor: Have you beat ur addiciton?
Urbdict: I broke up with my wife for the sake of Urban Dicitonary.
Doctor: OMG, you need professional help for moderate Urbdiction!

2 years later:

Doctor: Any progress?
Urbdict: Sorry to say but I killed a person who said Aaron Peckham is a nerd!!!
Doctor: I'M SERIOUS GET OFF YOUR URBDICTION RIGHT NOW OR IM GONNA BAN URBAN DICTIONARY, NVM I BANNED IT NOW!!
Urbdict: *suicides*
Doctor: *sighs* There is a new pandemic worse than corona named URBDICTION!

Urbdiction by lord of the words 446 December 12, 2020

Typical Urbandictionary Definition

When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.

Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -

"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"

A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.

see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.

Typical Urbandictionary Definition by Cowboy_z71 February 26, 2010

people who define their names on urbandictionary 

Complete fucking retards

people who define their names on urbandictionary can go fuck themselves

people who define their names on urbandictionary by AnalPrincess69 June 6, 2016

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban [Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

urbandictionary 

A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have.

"Damn, that chick rejected me...what do I do now?

...

I know! I'll go on urbandictionary and give words fake sexual meanings! That'll help my self-esteem!"

urbandictionary by Torr Coolguy November 1, 2006

urbandictionary 

A site where people go on to search words, even if they know what they mean, just to see what it says.

I went on urbandictionary and searched urbandictionary even though I obviously already know what it means!

urbandictionary by weeeeeee November 1, 2006

urbandictionary 

Supposed to me a user-inputed dictionary for words. However, has become a mindless forum of jokes, view-points, sex, and basically anything but the real definition of a word.

"I typed in the word 'shark' in UrbanDictionary."
"What is it?"
"Apparently a way to have sex."
"Hmph, I always thought it was a sea creature."

urbandictionary by To be November 1, 2006