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UrbanDoucheBag 

Those really annoying idiots who

A: define words that everybody knows like "annoying" or "plastic"
B: People who define their boyfriend or girlfriend's name, using words like "Beautiful", "Smart", or "Sexy".
C: Those bored people with no life who make up their own random words that dont make sense and will never be used.
A: My brother is such an UrbanDoucheBag, once he went online and defined the word welcome.
B: I found out that UrbanDoucheBag had a crush on me when she defined my name on Urban Dictionary.
C: That kid is such and UrbanDoucheBag, and he has no friends cuz all he does is make up words and post them on Urban Dictionary.
UrbanDoucheBag by UrbanSmartyPants August 24, 2010
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Urbandouchenary 

A Urbandouchenary has no life and spends most of his time on urbandictionary. These people have two friends one of them is another person who almost loves starwars as much him. And the other is him mom. This person has All the starwars action figures books, movies, comics, pajamas. etc. This person has talked to a girl once in his life, but stopped because everyone saw his tiny boner. This person is going to kill himself before he is 25. Or whenever starwars is forgotten.
Chad: Hey dad want to see what i did on urbandictionary??

Dad: NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOUR AN URBANDOUCHENARY..GO DIE!
Urbandouchenary by Baller013 May 13, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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