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An inner city phone book that was popular in the 80s. In which, consisted photos of erect penises and phone numbers In which to reach them.
Urbancocktionary by Bobseger January 28, 2022
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So you really searched this up? I mean I guess it has a definition but were you really expecting anything specific? Well, I'll give you a definition but after this promise, you HAVE to do your homework. Ok? Here it is: The penis-related section of Urbandictionary. It is the thing you read when you are bored or just need SOMETHING to jerk off to when your school or work has blocked everything else.
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