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Urban Sextionary 

What the name of this site should actually supposed to be.
Urban dictionary is ruined as 99.999% of the definitions are related to sex. It should be renamed to Urban sextionary.
Urban Sextionary by Saitama 777 November 19, 2020
Words you can keep

urban shitionary 

a reference to any made up bullshit words that get added to urban dictionary just so someone can say i put that on there even though its not original, clever or funny.
Sylacauga , thats such an urban shitionary post

Urban Saltionary 

When your Urban Dictionary submission gets rejected just because it's likely to offend someone or wasn't politically correct. Usually used if the people on Urban Dictionary is being bias with reviews.
Man people on this site don't have any sense of humor anymore. All my submissions were rejected because they had insert politically incorrect word here. They should just rename it to Urban Saltionary.
Urban Saltionary by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

urban suctionary 

Sarcastic slang for the Urban Dictionary, an online dictionary proporting to offer definitions of urban language, which dictionary is hardly a reliable resource considering it derives it's words and definitions from any Tom, Dick, or Harry that wants to slosh the net with their illiterate ramblings of nonsensical stupidity.
"The 'Urban Suctionary' is a lame place to find reliable reference for contemporary, commonly used slang words."
urban suctionary by Mo Ped March 27, 2005

Urban suctionary 

It perfectly depicts what the urban dictionary turned into. Mayb it was too great for too long. We will never know. Once a great place to read about blue waffles now turns into a place about Trump af, Dadalicious and fidget spinner? Upsetting.
I was on urban dictionary the other night but people are reaching waaaaay to hard for words anymore. So much so it ought to be called urban Suctionary
Urban suctionary by Dz nuttz June 21, 2017
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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