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woke

A word meant to replace the word enlightened usually used by people who were brainwashed by the Illuminati or is a part of the Illuminati cult. The word is usually used in reference to a fictional 8-year-old child, usually claimed to be their own biological child, in unusual and extreme political bias that the child supposedly said that is meant to sound intelligent. Unfortunately, if the child is real it points to the possibility that a few children may have been politically abused by the propaganda and dogma that their parents believe something of which was caused by fake news.
My woke 8-year-old child just told me how afraid he is of our new president because our new president is going gas us all just like the Nazis did to the Jews. All who voted for Trump are Nazi worshiping white supremacist murders.
by Lumlotus December 6, 2016
mugGet the wokemug.

mcbutterfuckface

Any person who both ugly and with a very ugly personality. This is a variation to buttermcfuckface.
Person A: I heard you were going out with what's her face?
Person B: That mcbutterfuckface? Hell no!
by Lumlotus December 9, 2016
mugGet the mcbutterfuckfacemug.

butch in a binder

A lesbian transtrender with a dissociative disorder.
Basically any female who thinks they are transgender but because they are so homophobic that can't get over the fact that they are a lesbian.
That girl is not trans, she's a butch in a binder.
by Lumlotus August 3, 2019
mugGet the butch in a bindermug.

i'm literally shaking right now

Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.
by Lumlotus December 9, 2016
mugGet the i'm literally shaking right nowmug.

electra femicide complex

When a female character in a cartoon, movie, videogame, or any other writing either started feminine or started very masculinized or became masculinized by their creators to create a "strong female" character type. Masculation so can be so heavy that female fans can become self conscious about their own bodies in a very electra complex way.
A: Did you play The Last of Us 2 yet?
B: Nah who wants to play a game with severe electra femicide complex.
by Lumlotus June 3, 2021
mugGet the electra femicide complexmug.

Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.
Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.
by Lumlotus May 14, 2013
mugGet the Shopping Ninjamug.

Urban Saltionary

When your Urban Dictionary submission gets rejected just because it's likely to offend someone or wasn't politically correct. Usually used if the people on Urban Dictionary is being bias with reviews.
Man people on this site don't have any sense of humor anymore. All my submissions were rejected because they had insert politically incorrect word here. They should just rename it to Urban Saltionary.
by Lumlotus December 6, 2016
mugGet the Urban Saltionarymug.

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