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Urban Dictionary Voter 

People which don't have a life (like myself)
Usually around the age 12-19
Often find childish name definitions, which plague this site and then votes "Keep out!"
"The urban dictionary voter often complains about name definitions."

Urban Dictionary Voters

The people, who are bored and have nothing better to do, that come to urban dictionary and decide to vote on multiple words. Many of them lack a sense of humor and quickly throw many of the words out and usually only accept sex innuendos or people's names describing how good they are at sex.
Charlie: I can't those fucking retards didn't accept my word!
Paul: I know man, Urban dictionary voters are terrible.

Urban dictionary Voters

Bored individuals with sad lives that have nothing better to do with themselves. Can’t attract anyone because all they want to do is vote. Will probably not vote for this to go on the website because they are to sensitive for the truth.
Urban dictionary voters stay in their rooms.
May - I’ve never seen an urban dictionary voter,

John - that’s because they are in they’re room voting

urban dictionary vote fraud

An act of preventing people from voting on new definitions on Urban Dictionary. This act that is going on since December 18, 2020 when some buffoon thought it would be fun to define vote.php .
Person 1: Bro, did you hear about the Urban Dictionary Vote Fraud that is going on?

Person 2: Yah I heard about it. No one is able to cast their votes on new definitions.

Urban Dictionary voters

People who decide what words go onto Urban Dictionary are predominantly young little grubs who dislike anything no matter how appropriate or great a word definition is. Obviously don't realise the effort some people go to writing a definition and probably these people don't have the brain capacity to come up.woth something useful whatsoever.
Those urban dictionary voters are such a miserable bunch. I wonder why they can't be helpful and accept some of these sexy definitions written by big studs like meself.

urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog 

just so, so bored. you cant do anything other than type the urban dictionary menu bar
brad: please kill me im so bored
jo-ann: urban dictionary browse categories vote store blog
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