Urannus 

When some dumbass spells “Uranus” with 2 n’s instead of 1

Bro, how tf did you spell Uranus wrong? It’s not Urannus, idiot

Urannus by BroBiden14 May 4, 2022

Uranus

The most underrated planet in the solar system. It has diamond rain, extremely fast winds and an interesting axis tilt. What more could you ask for! Then the poor planet gets laughed at just because it's name sounds like the Latin word for ass.

Me: Uranus is so cool I mean it rains diamonds!
Some kid: HAHAHAHA YOUR ANUS
Uranus: (sad ice giant noises)

Uranus by Pure Ultimate March 18, 2020

Rex Uranus

A fictional 1970's porn star with a Magnum P.I. pornstache. He has a talent for life altering anal sex and is wanted in 7 states for manslaughter and assault with a deadly weapon.

Me: "Dude! Why is Tiffany walking funny"
Pete: "She just filmed a scene with Rex Uranus... She's lucky she's no crippled or dead.. That boy is hung like a clown"
Me: "Oh... I once saw Rex blind a camera man with that thing... He should've ducked"

Rex Uranus by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

focus on Uranus 

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?

focus on Uranus by I, Wreckerrr February 6, 2021

Uranus

A planet named by a very innocent man,

the focus of every astronomy joke ever
Renamed in futurama to urectum to stop the jokes

Uranus is a gassy planet

Uranus by Washy February 17, 2015

Uranus

The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.

5th-grader: "Uranus has several rings surrounding it."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!
5th-grader: "Uranus has a dark, rocky surface."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!

I could go on all day ...

Uranus by GaMeRuInEr September 13, 2006

Uranus

1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed

1. i went outside to look at Uranus
2. i went outside to look at UrAnus

Uranus by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003