A Urmumgae was an anti-masturbation device used during the 19th century in Brittan. Back in those
times, it was considered rude to yeet your meat in bed. The Urmumgae device was
strapped to one's schlong so that if they got a boner they would not be able to
masturbate. The device almost looked like a bear trap.
Hornie Howie's strict Asian
parents would insert his small ass
peen into the Urmumgae device and close it on him every
time he did not make the honor roll.