A Urmumgae was an anti-masturbation device used during the 19th century in Brittan. Back in those times, it was considered rude to yeet your meat in bed. The Urmumgae device was strapped to one's schlong so that if they got a boner they would not be able to masturbate. The device almost looked like a bear trap.

Hornie Howie's strict Asian parents would insert his small ass peen into the Urmumgae device and close it on him every time he did not make the honor roll.

Urmumgae by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

Urmumgaylol

A traditional insult used in pointless arguments.

Brian: “You suck.”
Dan: “Oh yeah? Well, urmumgaylol.”
Brian: “Oh shoot, I can’t comeback to that!!”

Urmumgaylol by MyNameNotDan November 21, 2019

Get merch

urmomgay

when your mom is gay

urmomgay

urmomgay by cool A January 26, 2020

Get merch