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Upper-Crust 

1. The crusty, often hard-to-reach mucous found just behind the cartilage of the wealthy elite.

2. One who holds his or her nose high above everyone else in such great disdain, allowing septal mucosa to solidify in such a way.

3. A member of the Wealthy Elite (often of "old money") who treats others as though they were mere peasants born into (and destined to remain in) servitude.
Jill, though a modest girl, always knew she was destined for greater things. Though, she was always reluctant to accept any promotion that might benefit her in such a was to classify her as over-privileged, or upper-crust. The mere thought of it left the bitterest taste in her mouth.
Upper-Crust by TSVandenberg November 22, 2011
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upper crust 

Rich white people, old money of the highest echelon. Typically from the Northeast specifically NYC/Southern New England Region.
Although Tadd was aware the "self-proclaimed" socialites at the party, he knew they were not part of the true upper crust of the who-who's of society.
upper crust by worxofgod May 23, 2006

upper crust 

punk rocker crusty with money. dresses in designer denim jackets (or vests) with a wide array of band backpatches sewn on (i.e. Disfear, World Burns To Death and Wolfbrigade). dreadlocks are usually worn ass-length and kept very clean. shorter hair is hidden by hats. when asked to share the wealth, a common reply would be "im broke, dude".
upper crust: "i just got back from touring with r.a.m.b.o. in thailand and now im leasing a car to get down to chaos in tejas."
normal crust: "spare some change?"
upper crush "sorry dude, im broke"
upper crust by Snack Control April 19, 2008

upper crust 

The upper crust is the crust that is formed around the woman's vagina
He was eating her out, then he saw her upper crust
upper crust by send noodles January 25, 2017

Upper Crust 

A phrase referring to those in high society, often the rich and or government officials.
"Damn those greedy upper crusts!"
"Time to show those upper crusts who's boss!"
Upper Crust by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021

Upper Crusting 

To make an everyday occasion, activity or object a bit more special by using your smarts and skill, rather than just being all rich and throwing money at it.
Frankie: “Hey, how’s your new pool?”

Leon: “Check it out, I spent the afternoon Upper Crusting it with a floating cocktail bar made from Ikea shelves, a pool noodle, and some common household string.”

Frankie: “Cannonball!”
Upper Crusting by UpperCruster November 5, 2013

Gold Nosed Upper Crusts 

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.
"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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