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Upneologise 

To teach or to learn neologisms and so remain up to date with the increase in 'made up' words.
Brian: We are upskilling the work force in my company
Sandy: Upskilling? That's not even a real word!
Brian: Oh yes it is, look in the dictionary.

Sandy: Oh! you're right! I really need to upneologise
Brian: Upneologise? That's not even a real word!
Sandy: Oh yes it is, look in the Urban Dictionary.
Upneologise by FatYellowOne May 26, 2017
Related Words
Upney • upwey • Uney • Uneyzah • udney • ugney • Uneyverse • Upenyo • Upneath • upneet
To take a concept that is relatively simple and that could easily be expressed in common layman's terms and make it so technical that you have to be asked for further explanation; thereby making yourself appear smarter.

This is most often done through the use of too many acronyms.
Joe: Anyone know where I can buy a llama?
Nerd: Well you don't want the UAE llama as they are disproportianate in the flank and shoulder which affects their intermediary gait. You should purchase a Columbian llama using an offshore account you can set up online and then import it with Unix.
Joe: wtf?
Nerd Translator: He said buy the brown llama. He was just upnerd-ing it.
upnerd by toaddodger March 21, 2006
1. a town in australia
2. pronounced upway
3. upwey high
1. i live in upwey, australia
2. its upway not upwee
3. a hole of a school

upwey is full of derros and bogans
avoid upwey high
upwey by persoooooooon March 13, 2009
A very kind hearted person. Her nature is sweet, calm and jolly. She loves to help someone which each and every effort. she loves puneet and do every effort to get success in life.
Upneet loves canada said puneet.
upneet by FULLHDP November 23, 2021
The act of being so upset about something it causes stress in others lives. Such as when job boards send me an email for dishwasher jobs even though I have a bachelors degree and multiple professional certifications.....
Abbey's boss was so Upsey over the inventory clusterfuck that Abbey needed a drink or 3.
upsey by eze03 October 5, 2017
Upness is the ability to sustain the energy you have when you first wake up.
It's 10:30 and I got crazy upness.

I had mad upness in that powerpoint presentation

I'm really feeling your upness
upness by Igar February 22, 2011
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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