upness 

Upness is the ability to sustain the energy you have when you first wake up.

It's 10:30 and I got crazy upness.

I had mad upness in that powerpoint presentation

I'm really feeling your upness

upness by Igar February 22, 2011

fucked-up-ness 

verb. (fŭked-up'-nis)

Carelessness, foolishness, recklessness or stupidity.

ORIGIN: Fucked-up-ness is made up from the word "fuck ups"

fucked-up-ness by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 4, 2009

umness

1. Universal, descriptive word, used when a definitive definition is neither sought nor intended
2. Positive or negative taunt, dependant on expression, situation and person using it
3. The act of being um

Examples of um and umness in everyday speech:

1. As a taunt:
"Hey Truck, did you end up going to see Star Wars?"
"Star Wars is um cobber, I'm not paying to see that umness"

2. As a question:
"What are you planning on doing with all that umness champ?"

3. As an answer:
"You coming down the park for some cricket man?"
"Nah, I still feel pretty um from last night"

4. As a statement of frustration
"47 minutes until the next train? That's um"
(note: the longer you hold onto the 'a' in 'that's' is a direct reflection to the amount of frustration felt. For example: "47 minutes until the next train? Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's um" would infer a great deal of frustration)

umness by benon julius william otto koebsch July 30, 2008

Upsessed 

To be upset whilst being obsessed

After you break up with a clinger, the chick is "upsessed"

Upsessed by Haemotoxin February 4, 2015

Upsessed 

Twitter users attempt to spell 'obsessed' #FailMiserably

So recently I've been upsessed with Duck Dynasty. Methinks it's the best show on telavision.

Upsessed by Brian Elwoods December 21, 2013

Upsessed 

when ur upset abt something so u wanna get over it but u keep obsessing over it too

jacob was so hot but *sobs* his pp was so small!

shhhh, why are u so upsessed? just get over it

Upsessed by 💛𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖇𝖇👑 August 25, 2020

Upsession 

Upset+obsession. When you are in love and obsessed with a person,but all they do is upset and/or disappoint you

-I'm so in love with him,that it hurts. I know he doesn't fancy me back.
- This upsession must come to an end,that won't do you any good

Upsession by Taron Egerton's thighs October 25, 2020