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fucked-up-ness 

verb. (fŭked-up'-nis)

Carelessness, foolishness, recklessness or stupidity.
ORIGIN: Fucked-up-ness is made up from the word "fuck ups"
Related Words
1. Universal, descriptive word, used when a definitive definition is neither sought nor intended
2. Positive or negative taunt, dependant on expression, situation and person using it
3. The act of being um
Examples of um and umness in everyday speech:

1. As a taunt:
"Hey Truck, did you end up going to see Star Wars?"
"Star Wars is um cobber, I'm not paying to see that umness"

2. As a question:
"What are you planning on doing with all that umness champ?"

3. As an answer:
"You coming down the park for some cricket man?"
"Nah, I still feel pretty um from last night"

4. As a statement of frustration
"47 minutes until the next train? That's um"
(note: the longer you hold onto the 'a' in 'that's' is a direct reflection to the amount of frustration felt. For example: "47 minutes until the next train? Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's um" would infer a great deal of frustration)

Upsessed 

To be upset whilst being obsessed
After you break up with a clinger, the chick is "upsessed"
Upsessed by Haemotoxin February 4, 2015

Upsessed 

Twitter users attempt to spell 'obsessed' #FailMiserably
So recently I've been upsessed with Duck Dynasty. Methinks it's the best show on telavision.
Upsessed by Brian Elwoods December 21, 2013

Upsessed 

when ur upset abt something so u wanna get over it but u keep obsessing over it too
jacob was so hot but *sobs* his pp was so small!

shhhh, why are u so upsessed? just get over it

Upsession 

Upset+obsession. When you are in love and obsessed with a person,but all they do is upset and/or disappoint you
-I'm so in love with him,that it hurts. I know he doesn't fancy me back.
- This upsession must come to an end,that won't do you any good
Upsession by Taron Egerton's thighs October 25, 2020
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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