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Noun. An update with a lot of details. An updeet or several updeets.
You: Dude, I haven't seen you in awhile. Can you give me an updeet? Don't leave anything out!
Dude: I know! Check it, here's all my updeets.
updeets by Courvoisier Cullman December 3, 2014
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upneet • Uneet • upbeet • updeets • Upneath • Up Next
...a homemade energy drink and libido enhancer , and because it is rich with zinc, (essential for healthy sperm production), it is highly recommended to be taken by guys who are keen to get their partners pregnant. the main ingredient is beetroot, but other ingredients in the recipe are guarano,for physical endurance,ginkgo biloba, a mental stimulant,ginseng for resistance to stress, pomegranate,elderberry or cranberry juice as an anti- oxident, and caffine from bean extract, that boosts metabolism, a little lemon zest or fresh lemon juice, and sparkling or soda water, completes the list .making this energy drink 100% Natural, with no artificial sweetners,no toxic chemicals,and no preservatives etc.
gin and upbeet, vodka n upbeet , guiness n upbeet, cider n upbeet , lager n upbeet.
upbeet by TantricGuru June 15, 2011
Uneet is the best person. He is very funny. Having uneet in your life is a blessing because
he will make you laugh the loudest.
Uneet is a name of a boy.
Uneet by anonymous November 24, 2021
An adjective to describe that something is under but up at the same time.
Jayden:”Yo bro you see that stain in but on top of the microwave?”
Brad:”Oh you mean the upneath?”
Jayden:”Oh yeah my bad bro”
Upneath by Replayythat March 16, 2022
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