turdnarded

adj. A concatenation of the word retarded and two other words used to indicated the level of stupidity a person might achieve, turd and nard.

adj. To be dumber than both shit and balls.
When jimbob rolled his tractor over in the mud, that was pretty retarded. But then he tried to blame it on Hurricane Katrina... when he lives in South Dakota. Now that's turdnarded.
by toaddodger May 02, 2006
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upnerd

To take a concept that is relatively simple and that could easily be expressed in common layman's terms and make it so technical that you have to be asked for further explanation; thereby making yourself appear smarter.

This is most often done through the use of too many acronyms.
Joe: Anyone know where I can buy a llama?
Nerd: Well you don't want the UAE llama as they are disproportianate in the flank and shoulder which affects their intermediary gait. You should purchase a Columbian llama using an offshore account you can set up online and then import it with Unix.
Joe: wtf?
Nerd Translator: He said buy the brown llama. He was just upnerd-ing it.
by toaddodger March 21, 2006
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