up shit creek

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.

I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.

by Cranberry Bob January 13, 2020

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up shit creek

To be in deep trouble with no solution.
(It's actually "Up shit creek without a paddle" --- scans better than "with no paddle."

There he was with two nickel bags and the narcs at the door. He knew he was up shit creek without a paddle.

by M. Bridger October 30, 2003

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fucked up shit

An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.

A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.

2 girls 1 cup
viruses
torture
bestiality
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
rape stories
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
4chan
omegle
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse

holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..

by da tr00f July 24, 2009

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fucked up shit

An extremely unacceptable situation, especially one that involves a high degree of bad luck or unfairness.

After being crapped on by a bird for the third time in one day, Roger remarked "Man, this is some fucked up shit."

by Treebor June 23, 2007

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up shit creek

To be in a bad situation which is either slowly or rapidly getting worse with no evident way out. Should you be armed with a paddle, you still, typically, have a slow long recovery

see shitty

As soon as the principal saw the smirnoff bottle in my hand, I knew that I was "up shit creek"

by chris unger April 22, 2004

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