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Unkle Kleetus 

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.
Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.
Unkle Kleetus by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009
A male boyfriend/lover who could be old enough to be ones blood uncle, but isn't.
"Did you meet Scott's new boyfriend, Unkle Dan."
unkle by Black Orchid June 16, 2005

The Unkle 

When you have sex with a girl hanging upside down with your feet hanging off a pull up bar while the girl holds her self up.
I was with this freaky chick and dude we tried "The Unkle"
The Unkle by Will Unkle November 16, 2010
A word is used to describe someone who is practically family, but not. Like family, they're all up in your business. They can make your day. They really piss you off. They know when you're wearing a new outfit. They call you out when you're acting stupid. They call a lot actually. And they love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much. Sometimes want to punch them in the teeth. Sometimes you want to give them a big bear hug. Sometimes you want to do both at the same time.
"Hey Unkle Jerk. Thanks for telling Nancy that I thought her new haircut looks like shit."

"Thanks for coming with me to that weird guy's house, Unkle. No one else would go with me."

"I think you're the best Unkle I've ever had."
unkle by Your Unkle February 19, 2009

Unkle Urkle 

Unkle urkle is the one guy you like, he sells you the dankest kush. Although you always forget for some reason about later in the day when he makes you take something for the special deal he gave you.
being defined

Unkle Urkle: How was was that dank kush?

Johnny: I loved it was the best i've ever had!

Unkle Urkle: Great!, you know what's next then.

Johnny : Wait no! You said it was the last time!

Unkle Urkle: Dank kush has it's price.
Unkle Urkle by Nead555 April 11, 2016

unkle sam 

A producer/hustler/rapper/thug from denver colorado who was inspired by tha yay area(mostly mac dre).
i'm gonna pimp the marrow outta this young bitch,cuz scrizzle in my palm,is the only cure for this itch,cuz this aint playground mackin,this is real life pimp shit........... <Unkle sam
unkle sam by Mac Money June 26, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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