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A word is used to describe someone who is practically family, but not. Like family, they're all up in your business. They can make your day. They really piss you off. They know when you're wearing a new outfit. They call you out when you're acting stupid. They call a lot actually. And they love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much. Sometimes want to punch them in the teeth. Sometimes you want to give them a big bear hug. Sometimes you want to do both at the same time.
"Hey Unkle Jerk. Thanks for telling Nancy that I thought her new haircut looks like shit."

"Thanks for coming with me to that weird guy's house, Unkle. No one else would go with me."

"I think you're the best Unkle I've ever had."
unkle by Your Unkle February 19, 2009

Unkle Kleetus 

Unkle Kleetus is the phrase used for a person who can socialize with everybody. Usually dresses in tracksuits but without tucked into socks, caps angled to either side of head, hip hop music on phone, an honest abe beard and tash.
Yo, did yo see dat Unkle Kleetus walk down the street? Yeah, he da bomb man.
Unkle Kleetus by Erik Van Audour October 1, 2009

Unkle Urkle 

Unkle urkle is the one guy you like, he sells you the dankest kush. Although you always forget for some reason about later in the day when he makes you take something for the special deal he gave you.
being defined

Unkle Urkle: How was was that dank kush?

Johnny: I loved it was the best i've ever had!

Unkle Urkle: Great!, you know what's next then.

Johnny : Wait no! You said it was the last time!

Unkle Urkle: Dank kush has it's price.
Unkle Urkle by Nead555 April 11, 2016

unkle sam 

A producer/hustler/rapper/thug from denver colorado who was inspired by tha yay area(mostly mac dre).
i'm gonna pimp the marrow outta this young bitch,cuz scrizzle in my palm,is the only cure for this itch,cuz this aint playground mackin,this is real life pimp shit........... <Unkle sam
unkle sam by Mac Money June 26, 2006

Unkle Tom 

An Argonian slave in Morrowind who worked enough to earn a high rank by bootlicking his Dunmer masters. He dresses, acts and talks like a Dunmer and loves selling out his own kind and constantly yelling the N-word (N'wah) at other Argonian. The other Argonian slaves are terrified of him more than they terrify their Dark elven masters. He is a sellout and a proud race traitor.

(His name is spelled Uncle Tom but due to several definitions of Uncle Tom, this has been spelt Unkle Tom)
Claws-on-Walls was falsely snitched on and framed by Unkle Tom to master Dres for stealing his Sujamma. Now he's being whipped badly

. Fuck Unkle Tom for being a sellout and bragging about his high status even though he's still a high ranking slave unlike us farm-tools
Unkle Tom by Carl_Johnson December 9, 2022

Unkle Adams 

A Canadian rapper and motivational speaker best known for his song "Original". He is also a meme due to this song.
Hey did you hear that new Unkle Adams song?
Yeah It was great!
Unkle Adams by eyb0ssboi November 13, 2018
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