Unicorn Shit

Name: Unicorn Shit Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When you or your friend shits out multicolored poop.

Dude #1 Awww, man did you see that guy Unicorn Shit in his pants?!

Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...

Unicorn Shit by RainbowKitty October 13, 2011

Get the Unicorn Shit mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

unicorn shit

Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit

This is unicorn shit!

unicorn shit by frabrizio June 9, 2018

Get the unicorn shit mug.

Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.

I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.

Unicorn shit by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021

Get the Unicorn shit mug.

Rampaging Shit Unicorns

Two Or More Unicorns Made Of Shit That Battle To The Death In Your Lower Intestine Cause Pain In the Abdomen Region. Each Unicorn Bashes heads Until One Dies Or Forfeits His Own Life, When They Miss There Horn Hits The Side Of The Intestine Causing Stomach Pain. When The Loser Is "Executed" It Is Expelled Out The Anus As A Medly Of chunky But Watery Poo

John Was hospitalized For Stomach Pains As 4 rampaging Shit Unicorns Fought for Survival.

Rampaging Shit Unicorns by KillerPooMuffin February 20, 2009

Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn

A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.

Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."

Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011

Get the Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn mug.

unicornshitsparklee

a tiktoker that appears to be 2'4

unicornshitsparklee is not tall

unicornshitsparklee by salemisscary May 11, 2021

Get the unicornshitsparklee mug.

Unicornshit

Meaning- extremely rare.

That's unicornshit!

Unicornshit by Dnyanesh March 25, 2023

Get the Unicornshit mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026