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Unicorn Shit 

When you or your friend shits out multicolored poop.
Dude #1 Awww, man did you see that guy Unicorn Shit in his pants?!

Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...
Unicorn Shit by RainbowKitty October 13, 2011

Unicornity 

Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.
From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.

unicornshitsparklee 

a tiktoker that appears to be 2'4
unicornshitsparklee is not tall

unicorn shit 

Something so ridiculous that you can't even call it bullshit
unicorn shit by frabrizio June 9, 2018

Unicornity 

A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.
Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."

Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."

Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.
Unicornity by Captain Moonlight December 15, 2020

Unicorn shit 

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.
I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.
Unicorn shit by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021