Uni-tard 

A retard riding a unicycle.

PEPPERS: HEY MAN DID YOU GO TO THE CIRCUS.

PARKER:NO, WHY?

PEPPERS: I HEARD THEY HAVE THIS NEW UNI-TARD!!

Uni-tard by Brodieslinger6969 February 11, 2017

Uni-tard 

The uni-tard, also known as the MILLAR-FEARNSY, scientists have proven the uni-tard only comes out at night time or when a person has an extremely large boner.

Careful a uni-tard might be near.

Uni-tard by fearnsy May 7, 2011

unitard 

An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.

That unitard is always changing his favorite team.

unitard by psychmajor92376 August 2, 2006

unitard 

part unicorn and part retard!!!!!

my hair looks unitard today!!!

unitard by thechickwhidoesntusenames December 14, 2006

Unitarded

Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.

The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.

Unitarded by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008

Unitard 

A moron with a University degree

George Osborne thinks he know sums but nonetheless he's a bit of a unitard.

Unitard by Ostercy February 21, 2011

Unitard 

a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007 fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.

Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.

Unitard by CherCa February 21, 2007