unitard

An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.

That unitard is always changing his favorite team.

by psychmajor92376 August 02, 2006

unitard

part unicorn and part retard!!!!!

my hair looks unitard today!!!

by thechickwhidoesntusenames December 14, 2006

unitard

Someone a little bit special...needs, but with a horn.

Ralph: "Look at me, I'm a unitard"

by Greeneyedjunkie February 19, 2007

unitard

A person who uses unicode letter replacements in order to be cool in the online word. These people also usually think they can hack, but have never written a line of code in their life.

₤ãώđ　 Øf　 βГăıń　 ∑ă╥ıй 　ζǿmβìέš　　　is a perfect example of a unitard

by bentangle January 27, 2009

unitard

Someone who stays at a university too long, e.g. an eternal grad student.

Nine years to finish the Ph.D? You're a unitard!

by oboeguy May 02, 2006

unitard

A person that can only do one thing at a time.

My husband and I were having dinner and I was going to look up something on my laptop that we were discussing and he said, "Don't, let's just talk." I replied, "I can do both, I'm not a unitard." Then my husband said, "I think you just made up a new word. Add it to Urban Dictionary."

by Jackson P Frazbowski April 06, 2008

unitard

A unicorn that can't get a fucking hint

The one record of a unitard in video:
those dicks that don't leave Charlie the unicorn alone

by Alan Jimenez January 20, 2009