Unitarded

Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.

The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.

Unitarded by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008

Unitarded

A combination of the words Universal and Retarded. Unitarded refers to something that is retarded and happens at Universal Studios Orlando.

God that idea was unitarded.

Unitarded by Fickey August 28, 2007

Unitarded

Any religious movement created by Alan Moore's comics of boundary-crossing molestation of family or neighbors or country, claimed by membership enrollment for housing flips of realty; actually a way to gather an army of morons to kill authorship on revenge of attorneys from Britain.

Someone told me a Unitarian was marrying into the family, and I knew I'd be unitarded for anti-Semitism. What's the deal with Hitler always molesting a kid with a fag smile and a pat on the head?

Unitarded by L'Escroc August 2, 2021

unglarded 

Unglarded funds is a taxological term referring to funds that have not been glarded. Transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons may result in serious inoppolity. To remedy this you might want to obtain a gartgadgment certificate.

Could you please confirm if the money is glarded or unglarded? It's important that I know this, as my account is in a tax clode.

unglarded by Killme66669 April 13, 2021

unitard 

An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.

That unitard is always changing his favorite team.

unitard by psychmajor92376 August 2, 2006

untarded 

the opposite of retarded.

My boyfriend and I are untarded.

untarded by cami_fizzle July 10, 2006

Untarded 

The polar opposite of retarded. Being of such sound logic that it repels even the slightest taint of retardation.

"Man, that idea is untarded!"

Untarded by C. Martin January 5, 2004