Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.
The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.
by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008
A combination of the words Universal and Retarded. Unitarded refers to something that is retarded and happens at Universal Studios Orlando.
God that idea was unitarded.
by Fickey August 23, 2007
An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.
That unitard is always changing his favorite team.
by psychmajor92376 August 2, 2006
George Osborne thinks he know sums but nonetheless he's a bit of a unitard.
by Ostercy February 1, 2011
a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007 fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.
Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.
by CherCa February 20, 2007
Someone a little bit special...needs, but with a horn.
Ralph: "Look at me, I'm a unitard"

by Greeneyedjunkie February 16, 2007