Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.
by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008
A combination of the words Universal and Retarded. Unitarded refers to something that is retarded and happens at Universal Studios Orlando.
by Fickey August 23, 2007
An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.
by psychmajor92376 August 02, 2006
by thechickwhidoesntusenames November 30, 2006
by Ostercy February 01, 2011
a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007 fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.
Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.
by CherCa February 20, 2007
by Greeneyedjunkie February 16, 2007