Uni-Baller

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Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. Juan Bahler.

"Say, Dad, If winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J. Kelly always insist on keeping score?"

"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."

"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"

Uni-Baller by Rural_Dictionary November 22, 2011

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uni-baller

A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker.

Goddamn that uni-baller got two girls now when hes only got one nad?

uni-baller by Bennie December 8, 2004

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uniballer • Unaballer • uni • Uni Brow • Uni-Ball • Uni Lag • uni-nut • uni-whore • uni party • uni-terror

Uni-Baller

A man and/or boy who gets their testicle knocked out usually by a girl. So the person only has one testicle.

John Ed got his left nut knocked out by Anniela during Lunch, now he takes the title as Uni-Baller.

Uni-Baller by civic June 2, 2005

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Uniballer

person with only one testicle i.e: josh scanlon

anyone: sup uniballer!
josh scanlon; :(

Uniballer by MaverickDaNubRippinBaddie February 24, 2008

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uniballer

a legendary pimp who wanders the town at night pimpin you hos and leaves his mark by dippin his one and only testicle in a can of blue paint, swangin it up and slapping his victims with it. The paint can never be washed off.

damn the uniballer pimped jaimes mom last night!

uniballer by S-Sizzle April 19, 2006

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"brian earp"

talk to him on roadkill0066...hes an interesting guy with one testicle

Brian is the most amazing uniballer i know

uniballer by brian earp February 22, 2004

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Unaballer

a person with only testicle

Matt is such a unaballer, his right testicle got removed.

Unaballer by uvaman September 8, 2011

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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