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The Unshankable Man 

A man that is not able to be shanked
Greg is the The Unshankable Man

unfuckableness 

You can't comprehend the unfuckableness of the situation.
unfuckableness by Five4321Aces August 22, 2011

unfuckable

Unfuckable is the penis useless to fuck, not because the lack of erection, but due to its very small size, equal or inferior to 4 cm ( or 2 inches ) when erect, turning impossible the intercourse in the vagina ( ups and downs), to achieve the orgasm. In such cases, to obtain it, is necessary to use a penis pump to masturbate. The same occur with the buried ( in the pelvis) penises. Many times, the improper size refers only to the length of the organ, not the girth, that can be large ( only a big head outside the pelvis, but totally useless to move ).
" His unfuckable penis has a big mushroom head, but its length is only the length of that head, without a exterior shaft to sustain it."
unfuckable by Willhelmina Plowes December 26, 2009

Unhateable 

1. A person that is soooo amazingly awesome that no matter how much effort is put into hating them that person can not be hated

2. Being so loveable that even if one were to try to hate the unhateable person, it would be impossible because something about them makes everyone like them
1. Ashley Starnes is unhateable to Nathan Poore; he could never hate her.

2. I love Ashley! I don't know how anyone could hate her; she's unhateable!
Unhateable by luvdisgrl! July 1, 2011

unfuckable

adj; something that is incapable of being fucked, due to repulsive appearance, physical infeasability or some social or behavioral inhibition.
The dead body decomposed to the point where it was unfuckable.

Even if he did not have an inverted penis, Joey's personality still makes him unfuckable.

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-arse"
unfuckable by iamgoingtohell October 15, 2011

unfuckables 

Group of under age boys or girls ( less than 18 y.o. in most countries and states of USA ) forbidden to fuck by law.
"These gorgeous girls are already woomen but are unfuckables by law, because they don't have yet 18 years old."
unfuckables by Willhelmina Plowes January 2, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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