unforch

Short for unfortunately

Unforch he will not be able to join us tonight.

by Mugly December 7, 2006

Unforch

The shortened version of "Unfortunate".

Josh: Hey man, I really need to borrow 20 dollars.

Ted: Damn dude wish I could help but I'm broke unforch.

by SupremeDrizzle October 9, 2023

mad unforch

A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.

Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.

by Daweigames November 7, 2022

unforsheen

(adj.) When one's partying goes to an unexpected, Charlie Sheen type level.

Dude, I was just gonna have a couple of drinks...30 beers, an 8-ball and an orgy later I thought, well that was unforsheen.

by sefferson May 9, 2011

Unfortch

An abbreviation of "unfortunately."

Thanks for the invite, unfortch, I've already got plans.

by GullibleZine October 5, 2007

unforchantly

un•for•chu•nate•ly \en-‘fȯrchu-nət-lē\ (adv) - A word commonly used by attractive female FOBs (fresh off the boat) to express regret or disappointment.

The unforchunate <unforchantly> misspelling by the Lebanese-American doctor made him suspect her intelligence.

by Moh'dL September 1, 2011

unforshart

When you fart and your unsure if you sharted

Person 1: That fart sounded wet did you crap yourself?
Person 2: I'm headed to the restroom right now, I'm unforshart!

by Chaliemcg January 27, 2013