Unforch

The shortened version of "Unfortunate".

Josh: Hey man, I really need to borrow 20 dollars.

Ted: Damn dude wish I could help but I'm broke unforch.

by SupremeDrizzle October 09, 2023

unforch

Short for unfortunately

Unforch he will not be able to join us tonight.

by Mugly December 07, 2006

unforche

Slang word for Unfortunately. Also a way for lazy people who mumble to shorten a long word with many sylables.

"Sorry i could'nt make it to the gang bang unforche i had a meeting."
"It's unforche that he is gay"
"Unforche he had school"

by K Money Dog March 22, 2007

mad unforch

A shortened version of the phrase "that's very unfortunate". Something you say when inconvenienced.

Damn bro your girl cheated on you with a dude named Tyler? That's mad unforch.

by Daweigames November 07, 2022