unforshart

When you fart and your unsure if you sharted

Person 1: That fart sounded wet did you crap yourself?
Person 2: I'm headed to the restroom right now, I'm unforshart!

by Chaliemcg January 27, 2013

unforchantly

un•for•chu•nate•ly \en-‘fȯrchu-nət-lē\ (adv) - A word commonly used by attractive female FOBs (fresh off the boat) to express regret or disappointment.

The unforchunate <unforchantly> misspelling by the Lebanese-American doctor made him suspect her intelligence.

by Moh'dL September 1, 2011