un•for•chu•nate•ly \en-‘fȯrchu-nət-lē\ (adv) - A word commonly used by attractive female FOBs (fresh off the boat) to express regret or disappointment.

The unforchunate <unforchantly> misspelling by the Lebanese-American doctor made him suspect her intelligence.

unforchantly by Moh'dL September 1, 2011

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Unforch

The shortened version of "Unfortunate".

Josh: Hey man, I really need to borrow 20 dollars.

Ted: Damn dude wish I could help but I'm broke unforch.

Unforch by SupremeDrizzle October 9, 2023

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unforche

Slang word for Unfortunately. Also a way for lazy people who mumble to shorten a long word with many sylables.

"Sorry i could'nt make it to the gang bang unforche i had a meeting."
"It's unforche that he is gay"
"Unforche he had school"

unforche by K Money Dog March 22, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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