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unfairity 

(a) The state of being unfair.
(b) Not getting what you want and crying about it to no avail.
(PaRaNOiA^got-noob): so give me my chanserv
(PaRaNOiA^got-noob): or ill report unfairity to gamesurge
unfairity by SteelRain June 25, 2004

unfairyngitis 

A false or otherwise fake illiness that a girl will give you to slow you down because she crushing but does want you to know.
Hey Raffy I'm sorry I can't have dinner with you on Friday, I have unfairyngitis and a dentist appointment on Saturday and my hair is wet by the way!
unfairyngitis by That Raffy Taffy November 4, 2021

unfairly 

Not getting what you need in order to be sucsessful
This is unfairly given.
unfairly by Turban123 November 3, 2017

Unfairtrade

Goods not sourced ethically, the production of which may involve exploitation of workers by companies or middle-men. The opposite of fairtrade.

Unfairtrade goods are usually cheaper than fairtrade goods as no premium is paid to ensure the producer gets a fair price for the product.
"Shall we buy the fairtrade?"

"Nah. The unfairtrade is $2 cheaper."
Unfairtrade by Papfox August 27, 2009

Unfairly maligned by the legal system

It's not "because they're black" you fucking retarded.
Hym "The claim is that Trump is being UNFAIRLY MALIGNED BY THE LEGAL SYSTEM, shit-lib. THAT'S YOUR CLAIM. YOU ARE THE ONES SAYING THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE UNFAIRLY MALIGNED BY THE LEGAL SYSTEM YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. That's the parallel he is darwing when he says he relates to black people. He's not calling black people criminals. Your reading comprehension is bad. Dumb. You're either dumb or dishonest."

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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