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Uncuckable 

Blind people.
Sharon tried to fuck her boyfriends best friend in from him but since Phillip is blind he is uncuckable.
Uncuckable by BallsMahoney75 February 27, 2019

uncumable 

When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.
"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"
uncumable by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

Unlurkable 

When you're unable to lurk in a place.
Me: Jenny, UB is an unlurkable campus
Jenny: yeah I feel you
Unlurkable by Twistin_dro January 23, 2016

uncuffable 

She is uncuffable, always homie hopping.
uncuffable by Godschild301 October 14, 2016

uncortable 

Same definition as the word “uncomfortable”.
Nurse, I’m uncortable can you please reposition me.

Elaine thought jun misspelt the word “uncomfortable” but little does she know, uncortable is the shortcut version and means exactly the same thing; only if written on paper in a hospital bathroom door.
uncortable by oso_cool April 29, 2019

Uncummable

When you're trying to make someone cum and you're doing everything that you can and using every trick in the book and they just can't/won't cum
I went down on a chick for two fucking hours and she just didn't cum.

She's "Uncummable"
Uncummable by Trucky Pup January 28, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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