Someone who is so
drunk that they seem to have joined the realm of the undead. Symptoms include staring forward dumbassedly, drooling, not hearing a damn thing you're saying, or walking slowly with arms outstretched through the beer cooler isle. -- In extreme instances they are known to fall down and get back up over and over, as if impervious to
pain, as they stumble towards their next victim (i.e. six-
pack).
Person #1 "How
drunk were you?"
Person #2 "I was so
drunk that I pretty much died. But I was still somehow walking around, trying to
walk to the end of the cold beverages area of the quickie mart."
Person #1 "Oh, you were undrunk!"