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Uncorked 

Uncorked (adjective) - to be in a state of unpredictability, often spirited, carefree and rambunctious, as though one has imbibed a moderate but not exorbitant amount of wine - even though in reality not a single drop has been drunk.
I was gonna try to get some work done last night but was feeling kinda uncorked so I went out and egged some houses instead.
Uncorked by THISTHEND June 16, 2016
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Uncooked Brownie

A mixed person, especially one you find attractive.
McKenzie: “Damn Caiden, you’re an uncooked brownie! That’s kinda cute.”
Uncooked Brownie by NahSquad July 18, 2019

Uncooked Fetus 

Preferably the youngest member of a friend group, or one who acts the youngest. Used as a joking insult between friends and can be used as an insult to someone immature or inexperienced
Out of our friend group Jenni is the Uncooked Fetus.
Uncooked Fetus by Kwon Ji-Hyok June 17, 2018

uncooked chicken 

A fat chick lying on her back ready for missionary. (E.Lincourt-2006)
In comparison to what an uncooked chicken looks like lying on the counter before it is cooked for dinner. A Big bulbous body with little arms, big thighs and the skin full of tiny goosebump-like pours where all of it's feathers have been plucked from.

Man, I got so drunk that night that I setted for an uncooked chicken!
uncooked chicken by erp2 August 11, 2007

Uncooked hot dog

Otherwise known as raw dog. Describes the act of unprotected fornication.
Jimmy was short on time, so he went in with an uncooked hot dog.
Uncooked hot dog by Lokedawgy13 September 24, 2017

Uncooked Spaghetti

The term was created when talking about skinny, no having curves, straight up and down women. For example, Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock.
"I don't understand why people find Julia Roberts attractive, she's straight up and down, looking like uncooked spaghetti."
Uncooked Spaghetti by Livermore January 14, 2014

balls squared and uncocked 

Extremely frustrated and angry like a man with four testicles and no penis; can't release the frustration the normal way so you're looking for other outlets

variations: 'eggs cornered with no rooster' and 'four squared and uncocked'

"Stay out of Nelson's way. You're already on his shit list and he's got his balls squared and uncocked."
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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