Unclemary 

Sure, here's a description:

"Uncle Mary is a seasoned connoisseur of cannabis, revered among enthusiasts for his deep knowledge and expertise in all things related to weed. With a keen eye for quality and a passion for the finest smoke, Uncle Mary is the go-to source for those seeking the ultimate cannabis experience. Whether it's selecting the perfect strain, mastering the art of rolling, or sharing insightful tips on consumption, Uncle Mary is a trusted mentor and guide in the world of marijuana."

Do you know a plug? Yea I know unclemary he is the best out there

Unclemary by unclemary April 21, 2024

instructions unclear 

Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.

"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."

"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."

instructions unclear by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014

unclemao 

A term for a poor healer in online games. Typically used to describe a complete noob in the game.

Oh crap... I just pulled an unclemao and killed the group!

unclemao by Joe Jenkins August 20, 2007

Uncle Mary 

A gay person, who may or may not be out, and actively works against the interests of the LBGT community. Like an Uncle Tom for the gays, he will go along with the conservative right wing rather than growing a pair and standing up for himself and others like him. Exhibiting high self deception, he's acting overly anti-gay to avert suspicion that he is gay. Often applied to a politician.

By voting against every gay friendly piece of legislation he could, Larry Craig outed himself as Uncle Mary.

The California State Senator caught driving while intoxicated when leaving a gay bar with a male passenger, Roy Ashburn, is a sad Uncle Mary.

Uncle Mary by chucki March 10, 2010

instructions unclear 

A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.

Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.

User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?

instructions unclear by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016

UnclearMeme 

The God an absolute mastermind at trolling is very known among many but only a few has felt the true wraith of him.

The destroyer of all UnclearMeme.

UnclearMeme by UnclearMeme June 27, 2021

Instructions were unclear

A common phrase said by one after they gave instructions, usually followed by an impossible consequence for not following the instructions correctly.

*How To Video's Comment Section*

"Instructions were unclear, my dick is stuck in a ceiling fan."

Instructions were unclear by Hunter512 September 16, 2014