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Its the cool uncle , the cool cat, the fonz! the one thats single but all the nephews and nieces love him. He always brings a different girl to the parties and holidays. He’s always late to parties but as soon as he walks in the party gets lit. Usually wears a jean jacket with rolled up sleeves to show off his tattoos and 1001 bead bracelets. Always has a beard and mean demeanour look. Usually a chain smoker and scotch/soda to top it off.
Oh my god! UNCLE BRO IS HERE! The kids are gonna get lit!

OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.

Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
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Uncle Brodad 

A man who is your Uncle, Brother, and father at the same time (a whole lotta incest)
Uncle Brodad by Kie-Guan Jinn February 21, 2017

uncle brown 

To put your raw ass on ones forehead
One of your buddies
falls asleep on the couch and wakes up with your ass on his forehead.he has met uncle brown
uncle brown by uncle brown November 25, 2009

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.
It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

Fonts Brothers Friends Uncle 

Micheal Fontanellos brothers friends uncle who happens to be Odell Beckham Jrs agent
Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys

Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.